Osama-Obama Conspiracy theory

Posted: May 3, 2011 in let's pun
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So what happened on 1st May  2011?does anybody know the answer? A new fact,quizz question makes a historical entry in Manorama and the likes.Will this question be asked in the next season of KBC?and the person who gives the wrong answer,what was he/she thinking?hehe:P A story of easy death,a bored terrorist and abberant behaviour of propellers.Yes,secrecy is a lethal weapon..It can even kill the killerest of the killers without intimation.

This  actually happened like this:

After the 9/11 incident all people mostly did was to condemn faith and God..like god’s hand was behind all this chaos.Questioning his providence and blah blah blah and the good old-why me?.People were literally-looking-up-to-him.Then a real-time jester called Bill Maher makes a mockumentary called Religulous..that mocks religious faith stating 9/11 was the result of religious faith-which is nothing but a neurological disorder.But then America is all about disneyworld and hollywood and beverly hills.They have serious-thrill issues and so does their president Obama.They have angst against what happened but they dont give up making movies based on comics and games.Entertainment is their religion.Prince william didnt bother to do anything about his receding hairline though he was getting married(esp in a country that’s epitome of Vanity and Snobbery),either due to lack of royal treasure or just too desperate to get married(indian instincts he has).American thought to focus more on their games and recreation in retaition to the attention this wedding was getting,they decided to knock-off playstation servers to beckon attention.American army too was agitated at their peoples uproar.In the spur of moment they gathered info about the worlds greatest terrorist who was prolly just bored of killing people for a while and his life without internet.Its amazing what americans can do when the playstation servers are down.They decide to do justice to U.S and the world.What actually is a known fact is that Shani Dev ends life of people during sade-satti if they dont improve or do good.So now you know how our Lord actually made this operation so easy for Obama,coz he carries the photo of Lord Hanuman(lord Shani is supportive of Hanuman devotees),he did seek the divine help then.But its strange how Nostradamus wrote a short verse on 9/11 how  a metal bird will destroy a building but didnt predict his easy death.Why didnt he feel the need to take credit for this incident too.How come no astrologer predicted this important incident?they prefer predicting about world crap oops cup and celebrities,terrorists dont interest them that much(prolly they dont pay them they only shoot,so they dont predict terrorists-thats their little secret)?What does the dead soul of paul the octopus say about this?Will he swim through to hell to enquire about this?Pope of the Vatican has no say on this?lemme predict,Osama was going through sade-satti and rahu mahadasha which was the cause of his dasha. :P and Obama is going through guru dasha for having achieved this victory, automatically making Pak gov look imbecile and unintelligent to be unaware of this operation.Their ignorance has caused bliss to the rest of the world.Really,ignorance is bliss.

Obama didnt carry this operation one month earlier for the fear of people treating it like April fools day and of course to steal the limelight from weddings,royalty causually  without any casualty.Its a his piece of cake to steal the limelight.

I really wish, this were his genuine victory(without divine intervention :P that is-cause only  such intervention can cause such miracles)his next mission should be to put an end to human trafficing and secretly bangjax sin-city and such places infamous for such atrocities.

Whosoever are making a big deal of Mayan prediction,the reality is some naughty kid(archeologist) erased the word ‘terrorism’ for the punch line ‘the world will end                    ‘by 2012.

hope all this is not a fluke,Obama keeping hush-hush about pictures and solid proof from the world,else he will just be labelled as a notorious prankster.Obama has serious thrill issues to have killed a world’s most wanted in a matter of 45mins.hoping he aint a prankster and all this is true.or is it just too good to be true?

Now the world will know that Obama uses secrecy and that is no more a secret :P

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Comments
  1. Sourav says:

    Hahahahahaha! :D

    Jai ho Vaishali jee ki! Apki naukri toh pakki India TV pe! :p

    • thank you :P toh meri naukri pakki….u also predicting :P

  2. Jagdish says:

    Nice one…

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