Beauty Parlor: a place where women curl up and dye.

Cannibal: someone who is fed up with people.

Committee: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Dust: mud with the juice squeezed out.

Egotist: someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Gossip: a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Innuendo: Italian suppository.

Myth: a female moth.

Mosquito: an insect that makes you like flies better.

Mosquito:21st century micro-dracula

Raisin: grape with sunburn.

Secret: something you tell to one person at a time.

Skeleton: a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Toothache: the pain that drives you to extraction.

Yawn: an honest opinion openly expressed.

Cole’s Law: thinly sliced cabbage.

Chinese:people anti-laws of nature and grub-hub of every organism exsistent in nature.

Lizard:female repellent

pets:something you domesticate when nobody loves you anymore

corduory pillows:they create headlines

Honey:made when flowers suck

Labor Movement: The folks who brought you the weekend

Manager:someone lazyenough to work but determined enough to make you work

break-up:a new beginning or no beginning

Microsoft:poineer of copy-paste culture

Karan Johar-the glycereine of bollywood and womanhood

SRK-the stamerring instrument(can be used sparing as a background score)

Philosophers:sad-intellectual loners

Geeks:mad-intelligent loners

Facebook:obessive-compulive-feedback instigating application

Horror-flicks:Scary-masks generating humour unintentionally

True-stories:always traumatic(and touching9pls keep touch-me-not plants away)…ever heard of true story based on happiness?why cant true be happy

Film noir:works of an indisciplined mind with in coherent ideas

Shopkeepers:People who make money without academic eduction

Entrepreneurs:People who make a fortune with their vision

Science student:a by-product of strict parents

Arts-student:a rebellious by-product of strict parent

Blogger:wordsupply manager and a dashboard confessional

Indiblogger: a secular religion of bloggers

Re-birth:a once-more encore