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Lizard phobia

Women hate lizards as much as they hate the other good looking woman..however the chance of hating lizards is quite absolute unless you are the female version of crocodile hunter.I have no qualms about any type of insect in this world,I can easily swat it either with electric bat(mosquitoes) or with chappal(desi-twist).But Lizards,OMG…gives jitters and panic attack.Esp in old houses…I check the celing and walls in the washrooms and behind the doors(favourite place of these stupid lizards to hide).Dunno what fun do they get…oh may be insecurities…their insecurities makes them hide behind doors,esp bathrooms(i think they like to be near water bodies) and they stroll on the floor with brisk speed as if in a race.You just keep wondering what just went by..while you were reading or working with concentration.And then there are those fat lizards,so stubborn no matter how much you sush them with pillow or broom,they will not move an inch.Like they’re competing with sloth.Finally you have to throw some water on them,who will call pest control for one stubborn lizard?Those thin ones have agility and i must say some grace…they run with some style(but i still hate them).And some are opportuinists…the minute they see the window open..boom!they just come inside so shamelessly assuming authority as if it is their house..you aint no house pets..shoo shoo.And some are adventurous,when you shush them they chase you around the house…unless of course you throw some water on them.This solution seems to work regardless of what type of lizard it is..After a long long time I saw this creature nearby and im not too happy to see them…All they do is stick on the Wall…we stick to the FB Wall….now i know from where Facebook is getting their ideas ūüėõ


The most happening addiction…


Worried that apple of your eye is addicted to esoteric vices like¬† myraid intoxicants,baccy and human chasis…thank Mark Zukerbergh and his ilk for creating newer form of addiction that is so digital that’ll make esoteric vices extinct,atleast thats a probability we can live with.Facebook,online social networking et al can hardly leave time to get sloshed and wasted.Reading , posting on wall, commenting, online games and online marketing tools¬† has created a rather zestful addictive uproar that is mostly productive as compared to the above mentioned counter-productive craving. As the science gospels ‘nothings absolute’ there are short comings to every product and its utility.This type of addiction could make you a techno-sloth who’s glued to the terminal and dont move an inch; apart from giving you the opportuinity to showcase you talent in myriad fields via posting videos,posters,marketing,connecting with people.Online media has grown to be of wide usage.When was the last nano-second you were facebooking? Last thing your folks should be worried is about the ‘Facebook Disorder’.As i’m pretty sure they too must have joined the bandwagon..If you are a techie,you can most certainly¬† write a code to describe how this addiction falls in the infinite loop :p

P.S: We are no more alcohol-dependant but Facebook-dependant digital cosmos…