Tagged: Indiblogger

Ring the bell-ding dong!!


Its says be a part of the change and tell us,how you will Ring the bell-I’m tempted to say ding dong or tring tring.lol.but on the serious note-just ring the bell and run away.Okay now,seriously speaking seriously.. :p okay,im serious..no more sticking out da tongue..  😛 ..okay,hmm..sush brain,this is a serio..USsss post…

I would like to tell all those people who can read,please stop getting influenced on the ‘bhartiya nari’ concept watching those ‘mindeating’ soap-operas,you could watch operas and feel the essence of beautiful emotions that enhance your respect and understanding of women esp when you use it as an excuse to woo-women.

no,but really,im serious!

keeping a serious face and controlling my grin–bah bah my jaws are aching …

Please DONOT teach the women in your homes-daughter,sister,wife(of couse in case of wife i know you will cringe on my request,okay,u could do it with caution) to be submissive or docile.Because they are so used to being submissive and your constant reinforcements about the same made them condition themselves that thats how they are suppose to react,they will stand confused to situations of molestation or any such atrocities.TEACH THEM THE VALUE OF BEING KICKASS!!! SERIOUSLY-NO KIDDING.please do for your own sanity and their safety.

Encourage women to speak their mind and not be coy and be passive-aggressive.This will strengthen their conviction.

Atrocities that happen not only physically wound a womens body but also her spirit tell her outrageously that she is weak when she is in reality the corner stone of every aspect of a man’s life at every stage!

My humble request to all family members change your very basic perception about what a women is and give her independance that makes her esteem grow stronger and think for her self.Karate and kung fu are not the only solution.Change your mind set about how you treat a women and make the men in your family know about the limitation of content they can have with women they meet in their day-to-day life!

hope my humour also did instill a deep-rooted usher for a brand new change making you open to simple perceptions.Please do try,it aint that difficult.

Toh sathiyoon revolution ki ghanti bajao– http://www.bellbajao.org/

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Indipolice,the new spammers


Things startups have to go through when they use the services of upstarts.Indiblogger in the vain hope of stopping spam comments.They  have started using the freelance services of hyper-zealic fellow Indies as an alternative to implementing a simple solution like wordpress has askimnet.This is rather ironic and a novel way of spamming and not getting caught,since they assume the authority to do so ineffectively.

Here are a few instances for your entertainment:

Topic:1–Indipolice for dummies

Please use plugins instead of human intervention es when the forums runs on noiseless h/w and s/w

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

:0

Topic2:why must I clean my room everyday?

a quest of every teenager…

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

“!”####***!””””!!dishum dishum

Topic3:Worst jokes/jokers ever

Indipolicing turning into Indispammers…”!!”””””######&&!!!

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Muahahaha…someboy call a shrink,we need an Indishrink,who hopefully doesnt turn into a spammer like Indipolice

Topic4:Mistaken identity

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

hey hey let me say something atleast,though the obvious is very very apparent :P..you wanna put that foot in my mouth?cake-hole that big enough for ya?

Topic4:3 Biggest lies by Indipolice

I will delete this thread,that thread…my blind,dumb and deaf objective..all left to ‘fill in the blanks’..opsy daisy but i cant,i find them so interesting,i will be secretly partial(like teachers in school did)-partiality,to put it very very infantile-ly

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

I’m so numb…the spam comment in ‘red’ appear just nano seconds post any post 😛 .getting used to their style statement?

Topic5:describing a yo-yo to an alien

is like describing proper judgement to Indipolice…ewww…i’m so blunt and honest…eww….eww…but who influenced me,i wonder..

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic6:Bruce Almights-I got the power,pls comment

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

speechless…  :>

Topic7:Informative speech about jim carrey

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic 8:unbelieveble but true !

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic9:Duct-taping indiposts

Do u see the virtual silver-lining around yer wrists/palms?everytime you want to start a thread,when the style-statement of Indipolice frails in your mind’s eye and can u imagine the plight of your innocent post?

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic:10 aaaachooooo

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

sneezing,coughing,yawning or any kind of honest expresion are not allowed.They are treated as spam and virsus.

Warning By Indipolice patrols 24×7 …

mere pass orkut hai,facebook hai,indiblogger hai,post hai,vote hai….tere pas kya hai?

Ans:meri jeb mein Indipolice hai  :))

Indiblogger to accept more that 10 posts


I dont like to wait,waiting,bugs me.I’d like indiblogger to accept more that 10posts from a single user in a span of 24 hours.Hey they make mind blowing 24 series on AXN,you can’t accept series of posts in 24?I’d like this change with of course spam filter activated.Also i’d like the following changes in indiblogger

1. remove/edit description box in indivine…oh boy,its so bugging to do that..as if blogging alone were not enough

2.Filter genuine readers and voters

3.Customized dashboard

4.animated indiblogger badges and graffiti

5.etc etc


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