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Indipolice,the new spammers


Things startups have to go through when they use the services of upstarts.Indiblogger in the vain hope of stopping spam comments.They  have started using the freelance services of hyper-zealic fellow Indies as an alternative to implementing a simple solution like wordpress has askimnet.This is rather ironic and a novel way of spamming and not getting caught,since they assume the authority to do so ineffectively.

Here are a few instances for your entertainment:

Topic:1–Indipolice for dummies

Please use plugins instead of human intervention es when the forums runs on noiseless h/w and s/w

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

:0

Topic2:why must I clean my room everyday?

a quest of every teenager…

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

“!”####***!””””!!dishum dishum

Topic3:Worst jokes/jokers ever

Indipolicing turning into Indispammers…”!!”””””######&&!!!

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Muahahaha…someboy call a shrink,we need an Indishrink,who hopefully doesnt turn into a spammer like Indipolice

Topic4:Mistaken identity

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

hey hey let me say something atleast,though the obvious is very very apparent :P..you wanna put that foot in my mouth?cake-hole that big enough for ya?

Topic4:3 Biggest lies by Indipolice

I will delete this thread,that thread…my blind,dumb and deaf objective..all left to ‘fill in the blanks’..opsy daisy but i cant,i find them so interesting,i will be secretly partial(like teachers in school did)-partiality,to put it very very infantile-ly

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

I’m so numb…the spam comment in ‘red’ appear just nano seconds post any post 😛 .getting used to their style statement?

Topic5:describing a yo-yo to an alien

is like describing proper judgement to Indipolice…ewww…i’m so blunt and honest…eww….eww…but who influenced me,i wonder..

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic6:Bruce Almights-I got the power,pls comment

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

speechless…  :>

Topic7:Informative speech about jim carrey

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic 8:unbelieveble but true !

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic9:Duct-taping indiposts

Do u see the virtual silver-lining around yer wrists/palms?everytime you want to start a thread,when the style-statement of Indipolice frails in your mind’s eye and can u imagine the plight of your innocent post?

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

Topic:10 aaaachooooo

Indipolice spammer 1:does it hav anything to do with blogging?

Indipolice spammer 2:I dont think so

sneezing,coughing,yawning or any kind of honest expresion are not allowed.They are treated as spam and virsus.

Warning By Indipolice patrols 24×7 …

mere pass orkut hai,facebook hai,indiblogger hai,post hai,vote hai….tere pas kya hai?

Ans:meri jeb mein Indipolice hai  :))

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